I don't mind working out. But I hate running.
I run, but I hate it. I run because when I'm not running, and I see other people who are running, it makes me feel lazy and out of shape. So you see, I want to quit running. But I can't.
So when I run, I run short distances. A 5k is all I've ever aspired to, and I've accomplished it several times. I've always felt like that was enough.
But now my girlfriend is attempting to make me feel physically inferior by running this half marathon. I've never even run a 10k, much less 13 miles. Neither has she. In fact, she usually finishes the 5k slower than I do. But now, if she runs this half marathan, and I don't, I'll feel like a slacker once again.
And yet, my hatred of running remains.
This commercial pretty much sums it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MitGV7bomY0
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you can totally tell you're a writer! great blog entry.
ReplyDeletesee, isn't this fun???
i ttoally love this commercial.
ReplyDeleteIt's true, dang, can we get anymore published writers on this blog???? i feel like my entries are a joke compared to yours!
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